The Weekly Wine

Fellow Wine Lovers,

Welcome back everyone, welcome to September, the 9th month of 2022 and undoubtedly a month filled with potential tumult, but first, a dictionary lesson, courtesy of Bing.com:

TRUSS [trʌs]

 NOUN

• a framework, typically consisting of rafters, posts, and struts, supporting a roof, bridge, or other structure.   Synonyms: support · buttress · joist · brace · prop · strut · stay · stanchion · shore · pier
• a surgical appliance worn to support a hernia, typically a padded belt.  Synonyms:  surgical appliance · support · pad
• a bundle of old hay (56 lb), new hay (60 lb), or straw (36 lb)
• a compact cluster of flowers or fruit growing on one stalk
• a heavy metal ring securing the lower yards to a mast

VERB

• tie up the wings and legs of (a chicken or other bird) before cooking.  Synonyms: tie up · bind · chain up · pinion · fetter · tether · secure · fasten
• dress (someone) in elaborate or uncomfortable clothing
• support (a roof, bridge, or other structure) with a truss or trusses.  Synonyms: prop up · hold up · bolster up · support · brace · buttress · strengthen · fortify · reinforce · underpin · stay · underprop

Plenty of punning fun to be had here over the next few months, I’m sure.

Anyway, back to where we were.  It’s now September, the roads have suddenly filled up again and the tumbleweed that has happily swept up and down Arthur Road for the last six weeks has now re-located to Cornwall for some peace and quiet.  Both Schools and Parliament return on Monday and we shall all wait with bated breath to see how the new Head Girl is going to get on.  To be fair to the Trussock, there are not too many pressing items in her in-tray so she can take her time arranging her Cabinet and redecorating the flat at Number 10 before focusing her attention on opening up new pork markets.

All very exciting whilst also quite terrifying, so let’s move away from politics…

Whilst Wayne has gone off to further his studies of aircraft seat belts and bulkheads, I’m left holding the tiller of the Park Vintners Pedalo – hopefully, I won’t need rescuing in some Flintoff-esque late night escapade but do please check the lake in Wimbledon Park if the shop isn’t open one day.

There is of course, no good reason for the shop not being open, it’s not as if we work terribly extended hours but if there were ever to be a reason, it might result from my recent rediscovery of the joys of a Bloody Mary.

Now, back in the halcyon days, pre children, responsibility and mortgages, a Sunday Bloody Mary or two would be just the ticket after an activity filled Saturday night – vitamin C, spice, and a decent shot of vodka all stirred in together with a celery stick and a splash of Manzanilla sherry on top – was the breakfast of champions and the perfect potion to encourage a snooze in front of the 4pm football with The Sunday Times as a duvet.  However, in more recent years, Sundays have involved too many trips to previously uncharted parts of Surrey to watch disengaged 9 year olds playing rugby in the rain and the comfort of a Bloody Mary became long forgotten.

But that’s all changed now.  That disengaged 9 year old is now 18 and very excited about exploring the world of grown-ups and it was he who re-introduced me to the famous tomato cocktail – and wow, wasn’t it good!  Often, when you go back to something it’s never quite how you remember it and, in truth, this was the same for me.  However, if you go back to something and tweak it a bit, then you’re probably onto something and this is where I finally get to my point – tweak the vodka.  Previously Absolut was perfectly acceptable but now, thanks to the random experiments by Braden at Doghouse Distillery, the only vodka that will do is the Baller Chilli Bacon.

Yep, Chilli Bacon Vodka, who knew this was what the world was missing.  It does make the best Bloody Mary though and I have it open for tasting this weekend (bring your own tomato juice) – it’s £33 a bottle and it might just make you re-consider your Sunday plans…

For Louise, who on Wednesday was very keen to know what wines I would be opening this weekend, I will, as predicted, be opening a white and a red.  Both wines come from the Meerlust Estate in Stellenbosch, South Africa, and neither of them has sat on the tasting counter for a number of years:

Meerlust Chardonnay 2021 – £24.99.  Winemaker Chris Williams has been dialling back the richness of fruit and oak on this over the last four or five vintages, introducing a zippier freshness to it.  The wine is bright and vivacious in the glass, with citrus, pear, lemon cream and oatmeal aromas.  In the mouth we have a medium-bodied citrus character, with some stony minerality and a lovely fresh and lingering finish, with again a hint of that oatmeal character.

Meerlust Red 2019 – £15.99 is a classic Bordeaux style blend of 55% Cabernet Franc, 33% Merlot and 12% Cabernet Sauvignon.  Aromas of cassis and plums drag you into an immediately appealing, medium-bodied red with crushed black fruit, a touch of vanilla spice and soft silky tannins.

I think that’s more than enough from me for now, pop by and say hello if you’re out and about, I’ll be here, hand on the tiller, looking forward to Sunday lunchtime…..

Fellow Wine Lovers,

Now, here’s a question that came to me as I watched the umpteenth flight safety demonstration and we awaited take off – what’s the point of seatbelts on airplanes?  Having been flying for over four decades,  it suddenly struck me that, in all those years, the design of the seatbelt hasn’t changed one jot, which is odd considering all the other innovations that have come and gone.

So, when I got back, I asked Wayne.

He was extremely informative on the matter, with his usual salad of conspiracy theory garnished with a dollop of scepticism.  We agreed that, if one was plummeting towards the ground from 30,000 feet at more than 500 mph, the likelihood of walking away from the debris was pretty low, with or without a seatbelt.  ‘They don’t expect you to survive because if they did, they’d spend a lot more time telling you exactly how get in the brace position’ was his theory, which may or may not reek of conspiracy.  However, the main reason for no change in the belt design is simply down to the fact that there isn’t need for a change.  The current design is cheap, meets all the criteria required to pass safety regulations and is primarily designed to keep us all in one place during turbulence, which is an up/down movement rather than a forward/back movement that would require something more like a car seat belt.  We could tell you more but space sadly doesn’t allow it today but if you are keen to learn, just ask Wayne next time you’re in the shop.

Anyway, having watched the umpteenth flight safety demonstration and fastened my seatbelt unquestioningly, we proceeded northwards and landed at Heathrow at midnight.  For those of you who don’t know this, Heathrow is the principal London hub, the base of our national carrier and by all accounts the second busiest airport in the world.  So it makes sense really that the last Heathrow Express service leaves Terminal 5 at 23.57 and the last tube to Earls Court has left 15 minutes earlier.  Welcome to London everyone, your £100 taxi awaits….

Enough with the questions and enough with the moaning – I’ve had a lovely refreshing break and am now ready for the big push towards Christmas, which as I’m sure you are all aware, is less than four months away.  As you can imagine, given the heat and the fact that I was on holiday, my esteemed colleague decided, having swept the shop a gazillion times and double checked the Open sign was the right way round, that he should go shopping for some Posh Claret for Christmas.  Some of the fruits of his labours are already in the shop and I was delighted to see bottles of Chateau La Serre Saint- Émilion Grand Cru 2005, Chateau Langoa Barton Saint-Julien 2008 and Chateau Du Tertre Margaux 2010 gleaming on the shelves, eager to be opened.

But he’s not just Fine Wine Wayne, he can buy wine at all levels and has also had a bit of a penchant for wines that speak German.  As a consequence we have welcomed two wines from the young chaps at Weingut Hanewald-Schwerdt in the Pfalz region, a region in the west of the country that we have long admired, just above Alsace on the map.  Thomas Hanewald and Stephan Schwerdt are members of ‘Generation Riesling’ a body made up of the best young winemaking talent in Germany – their focus is on dry wines, primarily made from Riesling and Pinot Noir that express their vintage and vineyard.  Of course, being obtuse as we are, the white we chose to list was their Gewürztraminer…

Hanewald-Schwerdt Gewürztraminer 2020 – £13.99

A lovely off-dry, aromatic wine with delicate aromas of mango, lychee and rose.  On the palate the off-dry character comes through with that same tropical fruit in evidence but now with some spice.  There is a warm, rosewood character and importantly some fine acidity on the finish.  Chill it and enjoy it as an easy lunchtime apéritif this weekend – fab with some amuse-bouche veggie samosas!

For the red, we did follow their advice and bought their Pinot Noir…

Hanewald-Schwerdt Spätburgunder 2019 – £15.99

Bright strawberry and cherry notes lead the way with some delicious savoury character and good minerality.  Intense and medium bodied this is designed to be drunk easily (hooray) and can be enjoyed on its own (hooray again) but if you don’t subscribe to the ‘eating is cheating’ mantra, then it would be very happy with some pigeon or duck!

Happily, both wines will be on tasting today and tomorrow, so you can come and see for yourselves.

That is almost it from us this week, save for a small bit of admin – as most of you are away and as it is the late summer bank holiday this weekend we will be closing at 6pm on Saturday 27^th August and will be closed on Monday too, as is the norm for bank hols (the next bank hols being at Christmas, which as you all now know, is less than 4 months away!)

And now I’ll leave you with one last question – what’s the point of wing mirrors on Ubers?  I’ll let you ponder on that….

Fellow Wine Lovers,

As another week rolls past we note the differences. Alex very kindly sent us some rain up from Seville, it appears to have been a bit dusty but we appreciate the thought. It bought a welcome relief to the England cricket team’s steady fall of wickets and gave the concourse at Victoria a timely rinse. Sadly, for the England cricket team Lords is basking in the sunshine as I write this.

The battle to be Boris still has no conclusion, no smoke from the chimney and little in the way of new ideas since we wrote last. Tax Cut Truss has just the spaceman outfit to go before she completes an entire series of Mr Benn. She thinks we’re all lazy shirkers of course, whilst the current ‘Prime Minister’ returns from his second holiday in three weeks obviously too busy to even help his kids down the plane steps.

In the meantime, Rishi Sunak demonstrated he has finally mastered the modern world by successfully using a contactless card to pay in McDonalds. He’s convinced he’s still the man for the job despite Tax Cut Truss leading by 32 points. There are rural hustings today hosted by the National Farmers Union, Tax Cut Truss won’t be appearing despite her love of ‘Pork Markets’ and dislike of Solar Panel fields. Perhaps she’s realised that not protecting animal welfare standards in her trade deals is not such a smart move. Kiwi farmers still can’t believe their luck apparently.

Tory Peer Stuart Rose, a man who has experience of actually running a business, was rather critical this week: “We are sitting here now into the second, third, fourth month into this crisis and we’re still waiting to see what action will be taken … I would like to see us looking after those who need it most. We’ve got to have some action. The captain of the ship is on shore leave, right, nobody’s in charge at the moment.”  You could say he was stating the obvious but perhaps that’s because we absolutely agree with his “you can’t grow your way out of inflation.”

Finnish Prime Minister, Sanna Marin is in a bit of hot water after video footage emerged of her dancing at a party. We wondered if the party was to celebrate German magazine Bild naming her “coolest prime minister in the world”. Her critics claim her exuberant dancing is inappropriate. Talk that Boris, upon reading the story, handed his beer to an aid is as usual, far from the truth.

As the economic climate becomes more difficult, scams, grifts and hoaxes become more prolific and elaborate. In Spain a wine producer has been charged with selling lower quality wine as higher quality Priorat wine in a £22million fraud involving fake Denomination of Origin labels.

 A popular one for us is an unusual phone order of something relatively well known, and the caller is usually in a bit of a hurry. “I’m working away; can I pay over the phone and send my driver in?” We of course suggest the driver brings cash or you take our BACS details and pay directly.  Like you, we also get plenty of undelivered parcel links that we need to click. Like you, we don’t click!

Proper sports are entering the arena again with La Vuelta a España kicking off (rolling out?) today, with a Team Time Trial in Utrecht. The city has famous links with Spain having hosted one of the first international peace negotiations when the Treaty of Utrecht ended the War of the Spanish Succession in 1714.

Back to sport though, all of the teams look strong; Movistar, Lotto Soudal and Israel-Premier Tech are all fighting relegation from World Tour status so they all need to go all out to gain extra points. We have a long list of contenders that should keep us all glued to our screens including Richard Carapaz, Hugh Carthy, Primoz Roglic and of course Alejandro Valverde in his last race. Roglic is the favourite, but for me Carapaz or possibly Jai Hindley could be in the red jumper come the finish in Madrid. Should be a belter!

Whilst we wait for that driver with the cash shall we taste some wine?

White we will investigate Barton Vineyards Sauvignon Blanc 2020 (£13.49). We’ve been dealing with sisters Annie and Suzie for quite a few years and have several of the wines from their estate in Walker Bay. This is a medium-bodied Sauvignon Blanc and not so shouty and in your face as some the New Zealand examples.

On the red front it’d be rude not to slip something Spanish into your glass so we’ll go with Península Vinicultores Vino de Montaña 2018 (£13.69). It’s made from old vine Garnacha, Rufete and Piñuela grapes grown high in the Sierra de Gata in Extremadura. A lovely medium-bodied field blend that we rather enjoyed discovering earlier this year.

With that I think we’re done, but I’ll leave you with a question. If your dancing isn’t exuberant, is it dancing at all?

Fellow Wine Lovers,

The campaign to choose a new leader of the Conservative party is still rolling along, I’m sure we’ve had Italian governments that have lasted less time and choosing a Pope is definitely a faster process. I saw that Lord Cruddas has offered to buy a place on the ballot paper for Boris Johnson, does that sound like democracy in action to you? Seemed like trying to buy a way around the party’s own regulations to me.

As both candidates promise us tax cuts, tearing up EU laws, sending more refugees to Rwanda and increasing defence spending we found ourselves rather disappointed on a number of points.

To start with, neither candidate has promised us free ice cream. Here we are in the middle of a climate crisis, the temperature is over 30˚C and all we can talk about is tax cuts? What about a raspberry mivvi?

We also wondered what had happened to the manifesto the Government was elected upon. This is a contest to become leader of the party that has been in Government for twelve years. Surely if either of the candidates promises are a fundamental change to that 2019 manifesto we should all get to vote?

I think we’d just like somebody up to the job to get it, I’m not sure we will though. John Oxley wrote a good piece in The Spectator on the Conservative crisis if you have a spare 5 minutes.  The Metro splashed the front page today with “PM attends meeting” it was with energy companies about winter pricing. Our concern is appreciated but not to worry, he’ll be able to claim it on expenses.

I’m not sure why, but the Thick of It quote seems to be doing the rounds this week: “So dense the light bends around him”.

I’ve just seen an enterprising chap walking up the Melrose Avenue with an inflated paddling pool over his shoulder. Not sure where the water will be coming from but hey ho, Wimbledon Park in summer eh?

In 2016 Trumpolina said: “You see the mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” On Wednesday Trumpolina ‘took the Fifth^’ 440 times whilst being questioned by New York’s Attorney General, it seems the only question he was prepared to answer was his name. We’re speaking, of course, about the “greatest witch hunt in the history of our country” or “the business practices of the Trump Organization” depending on who you would choose to believe. I found myself wondering if Trumpolina has ever been to Salem.

I suspect a number of his ‘associates’ on both sides of the pond are getting a little twitchy following the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago. What did they find in the safe? Nuclear secrets perhaps, a pile of roubles, Stormy Daniels holiday snaps or just a list Twitter passwords?

Before we sent Alex off to rediscover if sherry tastes better in situ than Wimbledon Park we had a meeting with a supplier that had dropped off of the radar. The net result is that both Chateau Vincens Cahors Origine 2018(£17.99) and the Chateau Paraza Minervois 2017 (£15.99, magnums £31) are back in the building. We’ll be able to let you know about the sherry experiment in due course.

This weekend we’ll open a bottle of Cave de Turckheim Edelzwicker (£10.99) from the Alsace, a winning blend of Pinot Blanc, Sylvaner and Riesling that is dry and fresh with some lush green apple fruit and a fab aperitif whilst the coals warm up.

To remind ourselves how delicious a Minervois is, we’ll have a guzzle of the Chateau de Paraza 2017 (£15.99) and now the coals are warm we’ll pop the haloumi and lamb kofte on.

That’s it from us, use sunscreen, drink some water and don’t play with matches.

Fellow Wine Lovers,

We’re now in August, on our own, in our shop.  The whole area is wrapped in a cloak of torpor, tranquillity and peace, almost a permanent state of siesta, whilst the wind is warm and the rosé is cold.  If we’re honest, we’ve worked harder…

The Commonwealth Games has been our saviour though, giving us some structure to our days and, as ever, some glimpses into sports we wouldn’t normally come across and competitors we wouldn’t normally see.  For example, Jim Horton made his international debut at the Games yesterday, representing the Falkland Islands in the Cycling Time Trial going up against the likes of Geraint Thomas and Rohan Dennis.  What makes his story more fun is the fact that, by all accounts, the Falklands only have 35 km of tarmacked roads that he was able to train on until winter hit; he had never competed in a cycle race before yesterday and he is a mere 46 years old – chapeau!  The even better news is he didn’t come last – 46 out of 54 starters and he goes again on Sunday in the Road Race.  On hearing this, another more famous island dweller, Mark ‘Manx Missile’ Cavendish, swiftly withdrew from the Tour of Poland yesterday to focus on Sunday’s race…

Wayne has been somewhat discombobulated of late, as have I, as we edge ever closer to having Liz Truss as our PM.  We could have a rant and a rave about this but frankly don’t’ feel so inclined – it’s such nice weather, none of you are here to listen to us and frankly we blustered on about Trump and Johnson which got us precisely nowhere so won’t be fooled again!

In the world of wine, Wayne has been working wonders this week and has managed to find us a Burgundy deal.  Nowadays, the phrase ‘Burgundy deal’ is not one we often hear  – more usually the conversation revolves around allocations, out of stocks and price rises so I don’t know how he did it, I’ve been advised not to ask but nonetheless, he pulled it off.

Genetie Saint Véran La Rencontre 2019, Burgundy, France

Saint-Véran is an appellation where the best sites are situated on the foothills of two ‘rochers’ that are dominant features of the southern Mâconnais country side – La Roche de Solutré and La Roche de Vergisson.  Here the granitic sub soil has its word to say and lends an elegant flinty edge to some quite tender Chardonnay.  This is a classic of the genre with lovely fresh citrus notes of lemon peel, floral notes with interesting exotic undertones and a touch of weight from the lees ageing…. we reckon some  pan-fried scallops would be a most appropriate accompaniment!

£20.49 per bottle or upgrade to the Wayne Deal – 3 for £50 (limited time offer)

To help you make your mind up we will have this white on tasting over the weekend, alongside which we will open a bottle of Domaine Fournillon Pinot Noir 2018 – £15.99

The vines for this wine are grown on the hill of Epineuil, near Chablis, opposite Tonnerre, with soils of the same Kimmeridgean and limestone mixture as its more famous neighbour.  The fruit aromas are cherry, strawberry and liquorice focused and are followed by a lovely fruit-driven fresh palate with fine tannins and a nice freshness of finish.  We think you get a lot of wine for your buck here, in fact when I first tasted this wine my notes were: ‘soft, nice fruit, a no-brainer’.

Anyway, we’d best be off now, the Rhythmic Gymnastics final starts in a minute and the Athletics is on too, so we need as many screens as we can but just before we go, a word to the wise.  Saucer & Cup are taking a break from Monday 8^th August for a couple of weeks we’re told and Whisk are off for 3 weeks as of tomorrow, back after the Bank Holiday, so if you need quality refreshment, I’m afraid we’re your best bet!!

Over and out.

Fellow Wine Lovers,

I write this assuming that you have now successfully negotiated Dover/ Terminal Two at Heathrow/ the A303/ the M4* (*delete as appropriate) and are firmly ensconced in that cool beach bar/local pub/on a long walk up Helvellyn* (*delete as appropriate).

Just a quick line to keep you up to date on local developments, the cycle lane on Melrose is now nearly finished. Initially they took it out, but they have now put it back and moved the parking closer to the kerb. For cyclists the finish on the edge of the kerb on Arthur Road is a tad uneven if you take a tight line, but given there’s normally something parked there I doubt it will affect many.

Parking has been widely available all week and there has been little traffic despite the installation of a plunge pool and stop go traffic lights on Durnsford Road as well as a train strike. Turnover here at the shop has been a little slow as we’d expect with you all away, but we have managed to submit our VAT return and take in a couple of deliveries.

You may be wondering why this is all written in bold? The truth is we thought it’d be easier to read on the phone in the glare of sunshine that way. For those of you, like me, still at work and reading it there, you can just highlight the text and click on the fat letter B at the top left and it should return to normal.

On the political front, Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak continue to take lumps out of each other in the race to be leader of the Conservative Party and successor to Boris Johnson as PM. They both promise to fix all the problems in the world, whilst being apparently ignorant of the fact they’re trying to lead the party that has been in power since 2010.

Meanwhile, with no apparent sense of ludicrousness, Labour have started up their very own brand of infighting, sacking the Shadow Transport Secretary in the process. We really do have a Palace of all the talents at Westminster don’t we?

What a splendid week for Women’s sport with the Lionesses getting through to the Euro final at Wembley on Sunday to face Germany. There have been some fantastic moments, not least the back heel goal from supersub Alessia Russo!

In real sport, the Tour de France Femmes is rolling its way through France. The racing has been rather fab, we’ve had gravel, cobbles and we’ve even seen Obelix cheering on from the side of the road. Jumbo Visma have the yellow jersey on the back of Marianne Vos but the mountains beckon, and Annemiek Van Vleuten seems to be recovering from an early bout of icky tummy.

An honourable mention is surely due to Moeen Ali, with the fastest half century in T20. That’s fifty runs off of sixteen balls, do go seek it out, it’s a real feast for the eyes.

The Commonwealth games start today in Birmingham with 72 teams competing and more medal events for women than men for the first time in a major event. Look out for three on three basketball, track cycling featuring Laura Kenny and a rather in form Geraint Thomas in his Wales shirt.

The Mercury Award Nominations for Best Album were out this week too, it’s a strong list that’s definitely worth lending your ears to so do investigate. I think I’d like Jessie Buckley & Bernard Butler: ‘For All Our Days That Tear the Heart’ or  Little Simz ‘Sometime I Might Be Inrovert’ to win but I suspect it’ll be Sam Fender or Harry Styles.

That just leaves us to talk about the wines. In the white corner we’ll be supping Mas Blanch I Jove Troballa 2020/21 (£17.99) – a great wine, 100% Garnacha Blanca with wild fermentation, aged for four months in concrete eggs.  A rich and fruity wine with a lovely mouthfeel that would be splendid with a rare tuna steak.  The wine is suitable for vegans too, so perhaps a lightly spiced vegetable and coconut curry.

Whilst over in the red corner we’ll go for Monte del Fra Bardolino 2020 (£15.49) – a winning blend of Corvina, Rondinella and Molinara from a lovely family run vineyard in the heart of the Custoza region. Light to medium-bodied with lovely cherry fruit that could even have a light chill if you’re in the mood. Should you be in the area they’re very open to visitors and offer picnics, wine tasting and even yoga!

Lastly, a fond farewell to Bernard Cribbins who gave the Womble’s voice and  told us so many stories.

Cheers!

Fellow Wine Lovers,

So, what do we talk about this week?

We started the week with the much anticipated opening of the gates of hell as the devils hairdryer was pointed directly at us for 48 hours.  First red weather warning and, my goodness, didn’t it do well as it pretty much brought the country to a standstill.  Our representatives in Petworth tell us that all of the shops decided to shut on Monday and Tuesday, with the exception of the Co-op; other reporters tell of melting roads and runways in the Midlands whilst, more locally, the District line decided that terminating all trains at Wimbledon Park was the most helpful thing to do – this did little for our sales but did allow us to become an impromptu Information Desk, directing people to the nearest bus stops, a role we usually only fulfil during the tennis fortnight.

And then it was done.  A drop of 10 degrees on Wednesday, some rain in the evening and it was all over.  I fear the heat might have got to us though, as we have been having some disturbing hallucinations, one involving Boris Johnson getting a standing ovation in parliament yesterday and the other suggesting there is a 50/50 chance of Liz Truss becoming the next PM!  Pass me the cold poultice, I think I’ve got high fever….

Elsewhere, from across the pond we are told by the director of the CIA that there is no evidence that Vladimir Putin is unstable or in bad health – clearly we don’t know about Vlad’s health but I think we’ve been able to see for some time now many signs of being unstable.  Staying in the US, a Lancet study, funded by Bill and Melinda Gates, has stated that anyone under the age of 40 should limit themselves to no more than two teaspoons of wine or two and a half tablespoons of beer per day if they want to avoid risking their health.  Having done the maths, that equates to a pint roughly every two weeks – hmmmmm….

Over here, we saw cricket hero Ben Stokes retire from the One Day format – Test cricket is more fun and T20 is more lucrative – but also he has highlighted that the pressure on top sportsmen, in all sports, is getting out of hand.  “We’re not cars where you can just fill us up with petrol or diesel and then let us go. It does have this effect on you, the amount of playing and travelling we do – it all adds up.”  Wise words.

Meanwhile, Wayne has been glued to the Tour De France of course, the one sport that possibly would argue with Mr Stokes’ assertions above.  The fact that these cyclists can pedal, in the equivalent temperatures to the ones that we were advised to stay inside with the curtains shut, day after day with a few gel bars and some water just makes you sit back in awe – quite extraordinary!

And finally the summer holidays are upon us, proper ones this time, with hopes of air travel and destinations more exotic than those we have been visiting for the last couple of years.  Portugal seems to be a hot favourite this year.  So, with this in mind we thought we’d give you a bit of preparation for your upcoming trip by opening some Portugeezers tonight and tomorrow.

For the white it has to be the ever popular Vilacetinho Vinho Verde 2021 – £9.99.  Casa de Vilacetinho was founded in 1790 and is one of the oldest producers of Vinho Verde. This wine is crisp and dry from south facing, granite slopes.  Lively, zingy, zesty with a light spritz and, at only 10% alcohol, unlikely to give you a headache in the morning.

For the red, we’ll be visiting Port country, with a still wine from the Douro.  Quinta do Espinho Colheita 2017 – £13.99 which is a classic Douro blend of Touriga Nacional, Touriga Franca, Tinta Roriz, Tinta Barroca.  The wine is bright and elegant despite the heat of the vintage, lots of red berry and cherry on the nose.  The oak is light and well integrated bringing some extra length to the juicy finish, a touch of spice and green herb too – dangerously delicious…

So that’s it from us for now, happy holidays, send us a postcard!

Hasta la vista!

Fellow Wine Lovers,

How’s the week going for you, a little on the scorchio side? Well, it looks likely to continue for a few days, so wear a hat and stay hydrated!

In the voice of Marilyn Monroe…

“We’re having a heat wave
A tropical heat wave
The temperature is rising
It isn’t surprising”

There is plenty of cold white and rosé in the fridge if we can help in any way?

We see, on the parliament front, that activist Steve Bray has been assigned two Metropolitan Police to follow him around; if only there was that kind of budget for Police Officers to be on the street when the kids were coming back from that night club, eh?

In other Parliament news, the “beauty pageant” to become leader of the Conservative party is in full flight. It seems all of the candidates are promising change and to fix things, like they haven’t been there for the last twelve years. Slippery Sunak managed to avoid all the key questions put to him on Radio 4 on Thursday morning, Liz Truss got lost on the way out of the room at the launch for her candidacy and, without any sense of irony, Penny Mordaunt said the electorate are sick of the Tories fighting each other. On to round three.

The Speaker appeared to lose control of the house during Prime Ministers Questions this week, demanding that two members from the SNP ‘Shut up or get out”. I couldn’t help but think that’s exactly what the SNP have been campaigning for all this time.

To be fair, the political mess is not just us, Mario Draghi’s government in Italy has collapsed and Sri Lanka’s President has fled the country and resigned after overseeing a complete economic collapse that will likely see an IMF rescue.

Did you see those amazing photos that NASA released this week? The amazing photos from the James Webb Space Telescope reminded us of Tangerine Dream record covers from the late 1970’s, it seems the universe really could be a disco. Do check out the pictures though, they’re beautiful.

For those of you who like to swing a stick whilst you stroll in the countryside, the 150^th Open has started up at St Andrews and, in a break with tradition, the sun is shining there too, and as I type this Cameron Young is in the lead having just finished at 8 under.

In the cricket, the One Day Internationals could be going a bit better, Essex fancied a day on the beach in Clacton so despatched Gloucestershire in three days in the County Championship.

Over in France the real sports are happening, I think we’re witnessing a real classic in Le Tour, some of the racing has been incredible and we’ve only got just over half way so far. A Race for the Ages you might say.

Tasting This Weekend

We’ll start the proceedings in the white corner with Sonberk Riesling 2018 (£23.99) from the Mikulovsko appellation in the Czech Republic; this is a lovely dry, mineral Riesling with apricot fruit and a touch of spiciness.

Mornington Peninsula will provide us with the red, a rather fabulous Pinot Noir, Paringa Estate Peninsula Pinot Noir 2019 (£28.99). It’s a lively cherry and spice laden wine that, in our view, really does show the best of Pinot Noir from the region.

Fellow Wine Lovers,

Let’s pop a cork and celebrate ‘Bubbles for Boris’!

Non-Vintage

Lété-Vautrain Brut 204 – £30.00

Joseph Perrier Cuvee Royale Brut – £36.99

Delavenne Pere et Fils Grand Cru Brut Rosé – £45.00

Andre Robert Les Jardins du Mesnil Grand Cru – £47.00

Tarlant Brut Nature – £50.00

Louis Roederer Collection 242 Brut – £50.00

Vintage

Lété-Vautrain Grand Millesime 2013/14 – £35.00

Collet Brut Vintage 2008 – £50.00

Joseph Perrier Cuvee Royale Vintage 2008 – £70.00

Bollinger PNVZ 16 – £84.00

Bollinger La Grande Année 2012 – £112.00

The Bollinger 007 Limited Edition Millesime 2011 – £200.00

Louis Roederer Cristal 2013 – £220.00

So, yeah, it’s been one hell of a week.  Lots of people who we had never heard of resigned on Wednesday; one person we’ve heard too much from kind of resigned yesterday whilst never using the word resign or resignation in his statement and actually not leaving Downing Street; and all the while, Chris Pincher, the final nail in the Boris shaped casket, still has a job as MP for Tamworth in spite of all the evidence stacked up against him – a truly Johnsonian situation if ever there was one….

But we move on, little by little.  People who wouldn’t have made the Cabinet in any normal government are now throwing their hats in the ring, mistakenly believing themselves to be viable prospects for Leader whilst the opposition wants BJ to go straight away, which could lead to the very real situation of Dominic Raab, as deputy PM, becoming caretaker PM.  Boris, please don’t go….

Moving away from the parliamentary pantomime we find ourselves reading about beer, which seems to have been in the news this week.  First up, we discover that a YouGov ratings report into beer and cider covering the first part of this year confirms that, whilst craft beers are fun and funky, the most popular and positively viewed products are still the big names.   San Miguel, Guinness and Heineken take the top three spots, followed by two mass produced apple based drinks, Kopparberg and Bulmers.  The rest of the top ten you can probably guess – Peroni, Stella Artois, Kronenbourg 1664, Magners and Corona.  Brewdog, in spite of all its barking and growling, only comes 15^th and will possibly be affected by their founder and CEO suggesting this week that his much reported inappropriate behaviour could stem from previously undiagnosed low-level autism.  As Alice Running wrote in Metro yesterday, ‘whether or not James Watt is autistic, is irrelevant. Being autistic does not excuse bad behaviour, because being autistic does not equate to being badly-behaved.’

Staying in our hoppy place we then delved into the recently published article on the Impact of Beer and Nonalcoholic Beer Consumption on the Gut Microbiota: A Randomized, Double-Blind, Controlled Trial written by CINTESIS, a research facility in Porto.  As ever, we read this stuff so you don’t have to and, in a nutshell, beer is good for you and it doesn’t even have to contain alcohol.  They conclude that: ‘Nonalcoholic and alcoholic beer increased gut microbiota diversity which has been associated with positive health outcomes and tended to increase faecal alkaline phosphatase activity, a marker of intestinal barrier function. These results suggest the effects of beer on gut microbiota modulation are independent of alcohol and may be mediated by beer polyphenols.’

Sorry Yakult, them’s the breaks, your work here is done.

Elsewhere, we won the cricket at a canter, which is definitely something I wasn’t expecting to say.  I have to confess, and I know I’ll get rebuked for this given his heroics of late, but I still cannot warm to Young Jonny Bairstow, sorry.  However, I can love the fact that English Test Match cricket has risen from the ashes and has proven it can be the most exciting format.  We lost the rugby against the Aussies by far more than the 2 point difference would make you believe but we did beat Austria in the opening match of the Women’s Euros.  Tennis is in the balance but, as I write this, we still have Cameron from Putney keeping our hopes alive….

Anyway enough piffle, I’m told we’re about to have a heatwave weekend and that we all need to stay well refreshed, so we should probably think about opening some wine for you all to taste.  As it’s such an exciting weekend, we’re going to open 3 bottles and they’ll all be coming from the fridge!

Domaine du Landrau Cremant de Loire Rosé NV – £16.99

As we said, let’s celebrate ‘Bubbles for Boris’ and pop a cork.  Hailing from Anjou, Domaine du Landreau has passed through four generations of vine growers.  This is made from Cabernet Franc and Grolleau, hand harvested fermented in the traditional method and then aged for 3 years on the lees.  A cracking sparkler with raspberry fruit character that is an absolute joy – pink bubbles on a sunny day, it’s a no brainer!

Domaine Jouan Menetou Salon 2020 – £15.99

Menetou-Salon is a small appellation of around 300 hectares just to the south-west of Sancerre.  Here the Sauvignon Blanc vines are planted on Kimmeridgian limestone soils, very similar to those of Chablis, and similar mineral notes can be detected in the wines.  It has always been the case that a bit of careful hunting and tasting can find you some real gems that rival it’s more famous neighbour in the quality stakes and this is a fine example of that; fresh and floral with aromas of citrus and blackcurrant leaves and elegant mineral tones and a long finish.

Beaujolais Villages ‘Cuvée Six’ 2020 – £11.99

There’s been a quiet revolution going on in Beaujolais.  Some of the smartest burgundy winemakers have been buying up parcels of land, co-operatives have been merging and there has been a quality revamp too.  This wine is from the villages of Jullié and Emeringes and grown on the sandy granitic soils that produce the best Gamay.  Tender, round and fruity, as you’d expect from a pure expression of this grape variety.  Awesome with a plate of charcuterie and delicious from the fridge.

So, come and join us for a sip or two and raise a glass to our future – we’ll leave the last words to the ex-King of the World, which we think speaks volumes: my policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it…

Bye-Bye Bojo!

Fellow Wine Lovers,

Welcome to July, hottest month of the year apparently?!

It’s a month full of celebrations – today Canadians around the world are blowing the froth off a cold Labatt’ Blue in celebration of 155 years of Confederation and political autonomy.  Then, on Monday, the Americans have their turn whilst they de-ice a Coors Light and revel in 246 years of Independence from British Rule.  Ten days later it’s the turn of the French to decapitate a chilled Desperado as they celebrate the storming of the Bastille, the symbolic start of the French Revolution.

In fact, after further research, it looks like July is quite a busy month for Independence days: alongside those mentioned above we have Burundi, Rwanda,  Somalia,  Belarus, Algeria,  Cape Verde, Venezuela,  Comoros,  Malawi,  Solomon Islands,  Argentina,  South Sudan, The Bahamas, Kiribati, São Tomé and Príncipe, Slovakia, Colombia, Belgium, Egypt, Liberia, Maldives, Netherlands, Peru and Vanuatu.  Quite a few of these gained their freedom from the Spanish Empire, a couple from Belgium, however the majority were escaping the grips of the United Kingdom – god bless our imperial past and all its many injustices!

When do we add Scotland to this list I wonder?

As you can no doubt tell from the aimless meanderings above, we’ve not been given much support by world news once again this week.  The news is filled with awful people going to prison for 30 years; it’s filled with reports of the demise of modern, free society in the USA; it’s filled with articles about the Met police being not fit for purpose whilst they are simultaneously given more powers to stop and search anyone they want and arrest peaceful protesters outside parliament.

Not many jokes to be made there.

Sport has given us a bit of succour though.  The cricket produced a thriller once again as England triumphed over New Zealand.  Ireland’s best cricketer retired, having realised his work here is done.  Tennis is getting a bit more exciting too, now that we don’t have to slavishly watch every grimace Mr Murray makes and Ms Raducanu can take some time out of the spotlight and regroup.  We can now just watch it for fun and support the others, like local Putney lad Cameron Norrie (born in South Africa, parents Scottish and Welsh, grew up in New Zealand before going to Uni in Texas….)

Elsewhere, Wayne nearly spat his Cheerios across the kitchen when he discovered that Mark Cavendish hadn’t been picked for the Tour de France.  Even to me it seems a bit bonkers that someone who is in the form of their life and who won the Green jersey last year hasn’t been given the nod.  Almost, feels a bit disrespectful to the Tour itself that he hasn’t been given the opportunity to defend his title – however we won’t be boycotting this epic adventure and will watch it on TV of course – it starts today in Copenhagen (obviously!)

In the world of wine where we choose to spend many of our waking hours not much is going on – grapes are growing, fears of thunderstorms are increasing as always happens at this time of year and prices are going up, again. 

Sadly, nothing new there really. 

We did discover, via a recently revised report on Alcohol Consumption in different countries by Our World In Data, that we don’t even make the Top Ten.  The Seychelles top the table with average alcohol consumption per person, whilst we come 20^th in the list, after Germany, Ireland, Spain, France, Portugal and Switzerland.  Of course, this isn’t a reason to up our levels but it is quite nice to know that we’re not as bad as we are often painted by the media!

So, let’s have a drink to celebrate.  We don’t have anything Canadian, sorry Francis.  How about we open something from the US of A and then something from Argentina who will also be celebrating their Independence on 9^th July?  I know that’s next Saturday but, according to Paula, it’s never too early to start the party….

For the white we’ll go with a massively underrated white from Argentina: Manos Negras Torrontés 2019 – £14.99.  Alejandro Sejanovich is probably Argentina’s most knowledgeable viticulturist. As vineyard director for Bodega Catena Zapata for 16 years, he pioneered high altitude vineyard planting which is where this wine comes in. Torrontés is Argentina’s signature white grape, and this one is from the vineyards of the Calchaquí Valleys at altitudes ranging between 1700 and 3100 meters above sea level. The large diurnal temperature range the altitude brings is key to the freshness as we are on the same latitude as the Kalahari Desert (26˚). Torrontés grown at these extremes gives us a wine of light yellow colour, with explosive floral aromas, citrus fruit flavours and a crisp, clean finish.

For the red, I think the Vina Robles Cabernet Sauvignon 2018 – £24.99 will be just the ticket.  Growers and makers of expressive, approachable estate wines from Paso Robles, California, this offering is a blend of 85% Cabernet Sauvignon and 15% Petit Verdot matured for 20 months in oak barrels.  Cassis, blueberries, cedar and anise dominate with hints of black olives and juniper berry.  The palate is full-bodied with the same cassis and blueberries, spicy notes and a rich structured finish.

That’s all from us for this week; we’re off on our skidoos to the Maple Leaf in Maiden Lane followed by a swim on Trafalgar Square, who’s with us?  Oh year, probably about 18 policemen….

Cheers!