Fellow Wine Lovers,
\nWe\u2019ve found ourselves wondering this week if the dramatic fall in the oil price was due to persistent rumours that Google is secretly developing a reindeer powered spacecraft. The rumours arrived in our in-box after discovering that, to visit all the children in the world tonight, Santa and his reindeer-powered sleigh will be travelling at an average speed of 4,680,000 mph. Clearly to achieve that speed with only carrots, mince pies and sherry is some feat and we can understand Googles interest.
\nTo be honest we\u2019re amazed Santa\u2019s beard is so presentable in his photographs, we would have thought those kind of speeds would guarantee a more backcombed\/beehive look!
\nWe have been unable to ascertain if that speed allows for toilet stops or if there is some onboard arrangement, we do hope so!
\nWe would also like to wish you and yours a Merry Christmas.
\nWe\u2019re here until 5pm today and then back again at 11am on the Monday 29th for the final push towards January.
\nHo! Ho! Ho!
\nWayne & Alex<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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