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Maybe)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">Anyway, this is all a longwinded way of showing that January belongs to Rabbie Burns, the man voted Greatest Ever Scot in 2009.\u00a0 So we start the month with Auld Lang Syne, we then have a few quiet weeks respite before the big day, January 25<sup>th<\/sup>, Burns Night.\u00a0 Scots and non-Scots alike, all around the world will be tucking into haggis, neeps and tatties tomorrow evening.\u00a0 Bagpipes will be squawked, sporrans will be worn; cheeky girls will ask if it\u2019s true what a Scotsman keeps under his kilt; cock-a-leekie, whisky and smoked salmon will be in abundance and then the Haggis will arrive and some poor soul will struggle to their feet and try to recite the following:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><i><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">Fair fa&#8217; your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o&#8217; the puddin&#8217;-race!\u00a0 Aboon them a&#8217; ye tak yer place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o&#8217; a grace<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">Address to a Haggis \u2013 a Robert Burns masterpiece and totally appropriate on what would have been his 255<sup>th<\/sup> birthday.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">As you can tell I have indulged in a fair bit of internet research about the great man and have come up with a short checklist of key Burns facts, should the dinner conversation dry up:<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"><span style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\">\u00b7<span style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">Burns more public statues around the world than any other writer.\u00a0 Only Queen Victoria and Christopher Columbus have more statues (not including religious figures)<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00a0<span style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"><span style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\">\u00b7<span style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">Auld Lang Syne is one of the three most popular songs in the English language &#8211; Happy Birthday and For He&#8217;s a Jolly Good Fellow being the other two<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00a0<span style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"><span style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\">\u00b7<span style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">He was a philanderer.\u00a0 In fact he probably designed the blueprint \u2013 take a look:<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"><i><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">1785 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Father for the first time, to Elizabeth, born to maidservant Elizabeth Paton<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"><i><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">1786 \u00a0\u00a0 Enters into \u2018a form of wedlock\u2019 with Jean Armour<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"><i><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">1786 \u00a0\u00a0 Father to twins Robert and Jean Burns, born to Jean Armour<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"><i><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">1787 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Father to a child, born to Edinburgh servant girl May Cameron<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"><i><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">1788 \u00a0\u00a0 Father to twin daughters, born to Jean<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"><i><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">1788 \u00a0\u00a0 Father to Robert, born to Edinburgh serving maid Jenny Clow<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"><i><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">1789 \u00a0\u00a0 Father to Francis Wallace Burns, born to Jean<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"><i><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">1791 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Father to Elizabeth (\u2018Betty\u2019), born to barmaid Anna Park<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"><i><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">1791 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Father to William Nicol Burns, born to Jean<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"><i><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">1792 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Father to Elizabeth Riddell Burns, born to Jean<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"><i><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">1794 \u00a0\u00a0 Father to James Glencairn Burns, born to Jean<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"><i><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">1796 \u00a0\u00a0 Father to Maxwell Burns, born to Jean on the day of the poet\u2019s funeral<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"><span style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\">\u00b7<span style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">He was bound to win Greatest Ever Scot since most of the voters were related to him&#8230; ok, I made this up but it might seem plausible after the third dram&#8230;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">So there you go, a potted guide to Mr Burns \u2013 hopefully more diverting than discussion of Justin Bieber\u2019s drink-driving antics, Man United\u2019s scrappy defeat to Sunderland or the Dutch research that claims central heating makes you fat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">Haggis Wine<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">There\u2019s a plethora of choices out there to match the beast.\u00a0 MacSweens recommend a lighter Italian red but I think this year I\u2019m going to opt for <b>Doural Tinto 2011 &#8211; \u00a39.99 <\/b>from the Douro in Portugal, purely because I think the rustic ripe fruit character will be a fantastic foil for the light spice of the meat \u2013 if you want to try it for yourself I\u2019m going to have it open for tasting this weekend alongside a bottle of white, yet to be selected.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">A few years ago I had a go at making haggis myself \u2013 it was very tasty but it made the kitchen smell offal!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">I\u2019m here all week&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\">Alex &amp; Wayne<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Georgia','serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fellow Wine Lovers, Three weeks ago we were dancing around the living room belting out Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to min&#8217;? 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