{"id":1945,"date":"2025-04-04T13:12:55","date_gmt":"2025-04-04T12:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1945"},"modified":"2025-04-04T13:12:56","modified_gmt":"2025-04-04T12:12:56","slug":"some-of-the-worst-mistakes-of-my-life-have-been-haircuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1945","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Some Of The Worst Mistakes Of My Life Have Been Haircuts&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Fellow Wine Lovers,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, we looked at the map and eventually we found it.&nbsp; Two Chimneys Winery is located on the appropriately named Two Chimneys Road, about 5km\/10 minutes by car to the north west of Kingston, the capital of one of the oldest territories and most isolated communities in the world and the second oldest town in Australia, apparently.&nbsp; Welcome to Norfolk Island, lucky benefactor of a 29% TRUMP TARIFF this week.&nbsp; Having done our research it is hard to imagine why this tiny pacific island is being targeted by the USA government \u2013 there is no obvious Chinese influence here, which has been an issue in Laos and Cambodia; there is no aluminium smelting and there is no fentanyl production, even growing medicinal cannabis has been mothballed.&nbsp; To be fair, they don\u2019t actually have any ports or harbours here so the export of high end automobiles has had to be suspended for now.&nbsp; They do have cattle and sharks though.&nbsp; They also have the aforementioned winery that, by looking at their website, doesn\u2019t seem to be producing any wine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It feels to us that the POTUS doesn\u2019t know anything about Norfolk Island and has got his facts wrong which surely, as the most powerful man in the world, shouldn\u2019t be possible?&nbsp; Discuss\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Away from the calamities across the pond, we\u2019ve all had a bit of a hit in the pocket this week.&nbsp; As we watched energy, water, council tax, broadband and mobile phone bills go up at home on Tuesday, we also saw NI and EPR go up at work.&nbsp; NI you all know about but EPR, who he?&nbsp; Extended Producer Responsibility, to give him his full title, is the strategy that requires producers to add estimated environmental costs into the original cost of a product \u2013 effectively to cover the costs of future waste management.&nbsp; Paying for plastic bags is an easy example to cite whilst the car and tech industries are obviously heavily scrutinised.&nbsp; Now the booze trade is being hit, in the bottles.&nbsp; One of our suppliers sent us this explainer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2018An EPR fee will apply on all orders placed from 1<sup>st<\/sup> April 2025 in addition to your normal pricing.&nbsp; This fee will vary by product dependent on the packaging used by the producer and the latest base-fees advised by Defra.&nbsp; Glass is currently advised at \u00a3240\/tonne and makes up most of the EPR charge.&nbsp; The fee ex-VAT for a 75cl bottle of still wine will be between \u00a30.09-\u00a30.12 and \u00a30.22-\u00a30.25 for sparkling.\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We ordered wine from this supplier this week \u2013 we were charged EPR of \u00a30.13 on the still wine we bought.&nbsp; The Spirits Business pointed out on Wednesday that: <em>After last week\u2019s spring budget and the Office for Budget Responsibility\u2019s (OBR) forecast, it was admitted the scheme won\u2019t improve recycling, with Defra revealing that \u201cthe policy is unlikely to have a material impact on rates of recycling or packaging waste volumes in the next five years.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, to summarise, all wines went up by at least 10 pence this week, depending on the weight of the bottle, some of the heavier Italian and Argentine bottles probably went up by double this. &nbsp;Meanwhile, our council tax that, amongst other things, pays for our rubbish and recycling to be taken away, also went up &#8211; double bubble!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It feels to us that Defra doesn\u2019t know anything about anything and will not have confirmation of exact fees until the summer which surely, as the people in charge, shouldn\u2019t be possible?&nbsp; Discuss\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But let\u2019s move away from all this and talk about the weather.&nbsp; The Daily Mirror, which always seems a bit obsessed by gloomy meteorological reports, announced late on Wednesday &#8211; <strong>All the parts of the UK set for SNOW as the mercury plunges to just -8C<\/strong> whilst the BBC yesterday was happy to tell us &#8211; <strong>Parts of UK set to be hotter than the Algarve.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As we\u2019ve said before, we really should be in the weather business, you can say what you want and you always get paid!&nbsp; In this instance though, we\u2019re going with the BBC and will be opening two wines this weekend that we think should be drunk outside, near to a hot griddle\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M &amp; B Talmard M\u00e2con-Uchizy 2023 &#8211; \u00a320.79.&nbsp; <\/strong>Mallory and Benjamin produce just one cuv\u00e9e of M\u00e2con each year from their 20 hectares just north of the M\u00e2con hills.&nbsp; Richer and riper than many, it has a generous weight, subtle, almost tropical fruit with aromas of melon, ripe pear, lemon oil and almonds and rich, bready character on the palate from extended lees aging.&nbsp; A long fresh, finish with hints of apple make this a good all-rounder particularly for those who want to eat steak but don\u2019t like red wine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For the red, we\u2019ll venture to South Africa and open the <strong>Idun Syrah 2019 &#8211; \u00a326.99<\/strong>.&nbsp; A complex wine from 3 different vineyard sites in the Elgin Valley.&nbsp; These parcels are situated 200 m above sea level caressed by the cooling sea breezes from the Atlantic a few kilometres away. &nbsp;Due to COVID, the wine was matured for longer than usual (16 months) using 30% new French oak barrels.&nbsp; 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