{"id":1643,"date":"2023-01-13T14:55:16","date_gmt":"2023-01-13T13:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1643"},"modified":"2023-01-13T14:55:16","modified_gmt":"2023-01-13T13:55:16","slug":"sales-spares-winners-and-losers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1643","title":{"rendered":"Sales, Spares, Winners and Losers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Fellow Wine Lovers,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, it\u2019s already week two of 2023 and summer is just around the corner.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whilst we wait for those long evening shadows and early morning swims in the dappled dawn light, we might as well amuse ourselves in other ways and what better way than through the top of a wine glass.&nbsp; To help matters, we\u2019ve dusted down our annual offering for January (codename: VAT bill crowdfunder) which is the good old <strong>BUY SIX, PAY FOR FIVE<\/strong> mechanic.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s as simple as it sounds \u2013 buy 6 bottles and we\u2019ll then promise to give you a 16.666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666% discount off the purchase \u2013 not too shabby?&nbsp; There are a few exceptions to this offer \u2013 spirits and top shelf Champagnes for the most part but that still leaves plenty for the discerning shopper.&nbsp; Some of you have already taken full advantage of this deal and will likely return for round two but many of you are yet to dip you toes into this wine lake.&nbsp; We suggest you don\u2019t tarry too long, we\u2019ve got 76 empty cardboard boxes waiting to be filled (I counted) we have more stock now than we\u2019ll likely have on the 31<sup>st<\/sup> and then we\u2019ll be back to the standard 5.00000000% discount so, in this instance, he who laughs last won\u2019t be laughing very much\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sales pitch done, what else do we have to say?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, it seems once more it\u2019s about winners and losers this week:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Winners<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>We\u2019ve got to start with Harry really \u2013 1.4 million copies sold of a book none of us want to read PLUS achieving global front page coverage in the newspapers PLUS sending many pro-monarchy commentators into apoplexy<\/li><li>Elon Musk \u2013 now a Guinness World Record Holder for losing the most personal fortune \u2013 perhaps $200 billion in just 14 months \u2013 and unlikely to be broken too soon as the current world\u2019s richest person only has $203 billion\u2026<\/li><li>Prince Andrew \u2013 the previous incumbent of the Spare role has a few days off<\/li><li>Kevin McCarthy, who absolutely nailed it by winning the 15<sup>th<\/sup> ballot mainly thanks to 6 people abstaining and him giving away some fairly hefty concessions to far right election deniers &#8211; you go, Kev<\/li><li>Ray &amp; Dave Davies\/Emilio Estevez &amp; Charlie Sheen\/Noel &amp; Liam Gallagher \u2013 siblings who properly know how to have a proper family spat and would consider tripping over a dog bowl and having their necklace broken as happy times<\/li><li>Gareth Bale \u2013 finally managed to shed the pesky day job and can now fully focus on his golf swing<\/li><li>Wayne\u2019s toothache is finally subsiding so drinks on the veranda this weekend are back on!<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Losers &nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Elon Musk, for reasons that are quite apparent<\/li><li>Prince Andrew, as above<\/li><li>Rishi Sunak, because he\u2019s PM right now<\/li><li>Suella had her \u2018is the Bear Catholic?\u2019 moment when she conceded that a \u2018small minority\u2019 of the super-rich arriving on very big boats and&nbsp; being given golden visas between 2008 and 2015 <em>\u2018were potentially at high risk of having obtained wealth through corruption or other illicit financial activity, and\/or being engaged in serious and organised crime.\u2019<\/em>&nbsp; And we just thought they were here for the weather and high taxes, not trying to wash up<\/li><li>Us \u2013 according to INRIX, London has the Highest Traffic Delay Times in the world, with a last mile speed of 10mph and, to add to the chaos, the most congested road is the A219 from Fulham to Morden, through Putney \u2013 time to put on the Lycra perhaps?<\/li><li>Mark Rowley, Metropolitan Police Commissioner, when responding to the fact that 150 officers are under investigation, said <em>\u201cWe\u2019ve got some officers who we sacked, but other legal bodies, who have a power to reinstate them, did. So I\u2019ve got officers who we determined shouldn\u2019t be police officers and yet I have to keep them. It sounds bizarre \u2013 I\u2019m the commissioner, yet I can\u2019t decide who my own workforce is.\u201d<\/em><\/li><li>The NHS, for having Steve Barclay<\/li><li>Andrew Bridgen<\/li><li>Democracy in Brazil<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Gosh, I hadn\u2019t realised there would be so many losers, so, moving swiftly on, what shall we taste this weekend?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, given you\u2019ll all be coming in to buy 6 bottles, why not put a couple of new experiences for the new year in there?&nbsp; To help with this we\u2019ll open a bottle of white from The Republic of North Macedonia and a red from Georgia\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tikve\u0161 Smederevka 2020 &#8211; \u00a310.69.&nbsp; <\/strong>The Tikve\u0161 winery is in the central part of Macedonia, a paradise of mountains, lakes and, of course, vineyards.&nbsp; The wine is a real crowd pleasing style from a less trodden path, crisp fruit here from the Smederevka which is softened by a dollop of Riesling in the blend &#8211; a rival to Sauvignon Blanc, perhaps?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Vachnadziani Saperavi 2019 &#8211; \u00a311.49.&nbsp; <\/strong>Saperavi is a truly ancient grape variety with the Georgians discovering examples 8,000 years old stored in clay amphorae.&nbsp; However, this example is a tad younger, juicy in the glass with lots of light, bright fruit, a hint of spice and a decent length finish<strong> \u2013 <\/strong>definitely a danger that you might find yourself onto the second glass sooner than you thought!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If, however, you\u2019re taking a bit of a break from the beautiful bottle then we have just listed a couple of low-low alcohol wines that we tasted before Christmas.&nbsp; <strong>Wednesday\u2019s Domaine<\/strong> is their name and they produce the <strong>Piquant White (0.04%)<\/strong> that is based on the Air\u00e9n grape variety and the <strong>Sanguine Red (0.18%)<\/strong> based on Tempranillo.&nbsp; Obviously we\u2019ll always be more about the booze but it has to be said these two are the best we have tasted ever \u2013 chill the red a little and you could imagine yourself on a barge in the Loire in those long evening shadows\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Wednesday\u2019s Domaine &#8211; \u00a315 per bottle.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That\u2019s it from us, just a quick mention that, as happens every year, <strong>we will be CLOSED ON TUESDAY 17<sup>th<\/sup> JANUARY <\/strong>as it seems every man and his dog is having a portfolio tasting that day \u2013 apologies for this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>And it&#8217;s hi, ho silver lining &#8211; and away you go now Jeff<\/em> &#8211; <em>I see your sun is shining<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>RIP to another music legend\u2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fellow Wine Lovers, Well, it\u2019s already week two of 2023 and summer is just around the corner.&nbsp; Whilst we wait for those long evening shadows and early morning swims in the dappled dawn light, we might as well amuse ourselves in other ways and what better way than through the top of a wine glass.&nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1643"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1644,"href":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643\/revisions\/1644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/parkvintners.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}