Fellow Wine Lovers,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well here we are again another week, another set of rule changes. Here are a set of guidelines you may find useful, or not. In our strategy meetings with Dom we\u2019ve found the doubling dice in backgammon very useful so have used it on the fines. A trip to the naughty step previously charged at \u00a3100 is now \u00a3200! When we said \u201cHands, Face, Space\u201d we really didn\u2019t mean \u201cHands Knees and a Boompsydaisy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because the pub now has to close at 10pm the midweek football games are a bit earlier so that we can still watch the whole game in the pub. It seems that rogue Covid is usually late to the pub and likes to hang around at the bar. So we are now only allowing table service and closing early in order to outfox the blighter! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please do remember to leave your track and trace details, they all go into the shoe box under Matt Hancock\u2019s desk for safe keeping till Dido swings past for a rummage and to make some phone calls. Better still use the app, as the details go straight to a password protected inbox for immediate attention. If only we could find out who set the password, it doesn\u2019t appear to be taped under the keyboard like normal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whilst we\u2019re on the subject of normal procedure we\u2019re a bit concerned that many of you haven\u2019t actually been following the rules in quite the spirit we set them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re fairly sure that we made it perfectly clear back in March that you were to work from home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know we let the builders go to work once they\u2019d finished all the DIY at home. But how all of the office workers ended up back at the office we\u2019re not sure. It was only a suggestion that maybe some of you might like to have a look at the office for a few days a week but you\u2019ve now gone too far. So please work from home if you can. Not you teachers, we didn\u2019t mean you, you keep going to work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
For track and trace to work properly you have to be where you\u2019re expected, Dom\u2019s spreadsheet is absolutely clear\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n We\u2019re certain that\u2019s cleared all that up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n In other news the National Trust has discovered that 93 of the properties it looks after may have skeletons in the closet that are a bit disagreeable. It\u2019s possibly not breaking news but much of the history of the world has disagreeable parts to it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n In Brexit news it turns out that the UK\u2019s first internal border won\u2019t be down the Irish Sea but in Kent, which surprised us as we thought it had a Deal.<\/p>\n\n\n\nCategory<\/strong><\/td> Whereabouts<\/strong><\/td><\/tr> Office Workers<\/td> Home<\/td><\/tr> Builders<\/td> On site\/In the traffic<\/td><\/tr> Teachers<\/td> School<\/td><\/tr> Children<\/td> School<\/td><\/tr> PM<\/td> Fridge<\/td><\/tr> Wayne & Alex<\/td> Shop\/Volvo<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n